cooksuck:
i’m sorry but i think you need to kill yourself if you think ‘frychos’ is an acceptable dish. you say it’s fries made into nachos but i say you’re a fucking liar because i see no skerrick of nachos. the frozen chips have just been poured onto the oven tray and then covered with the most vomit inducing mix of nacho topping (i have never seen nacho topping that looks like this, it looks like a sick goat has given birth to a casserole). the centre of it’s probably still cold and those fries would taste like soggy little unwashed dicks. in saying that, i doubt that catholic priests would even enjoy this.
being creative with food isn’t about doing these crazy frankensteined combos with no respect given to classic culinary combinations. you can’t, for example, pour a fucking stew on a pizza and call it a stizza and proclaim to be some sort of visionary chef. keep your crude and awkward sense of creativity where it belongs: on the botttom rungs of the art world at your weekly scrapbooking meet-ups.
This is my new favorite tumblr.
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