December 2010
93 posts
1 tag
Watchchandlerbong:
NEVER NOT FUNNY
Tears. Streaming.
notesonascandal asked: What makeup are you using in your first steps in face painting?? What have you mastered? What's still challenging? What's your favorite look so far?
So... I Just Realized Something.
Y’all don’t know a lot about me, besides that I’m 25 (I need to change that in my bio), am trying to wear more makeup and look more girly while making my eyes actually look larger than slits, watch babies from time to time, can be sunny in the middle of being trapped in a snowstorm, and am a shenanigans and hilarity enthusiast.
So, y’all got any questions for me, or does...
Today's To-Do List
…postponed like a mug. Woke up all scratchy and sore like I swallowed kitty talons for dinner.
I didn’t have dinner, though.
We’ll try this epic Voyage to (East) St. Louis in the morn.
*waits for no one to look* *gobbles 15 tiny oranges, licking the peels*
no matter what's happened in your life, or what...
peecharrific:
it’s never too late to begin to do what’s in your heart.
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don’t lose hope. don’t stop singing. don’t stop moving. don’t stop creating. don’t stop speaking out. don’t quit.
*standing ovation*
Meatwad Is Greater Than Your Life.
The Acceptance of Shenanigans.
This day, mayne. Went to pick up a rental car, then long story short, get denied at the counter. Got put on a waiting list for another place, no callback, then eventually, the phone just started ringing. Too many calls from folk asking “whatchu gonna do?” I… Don’t… KNOW. But, for now, looks like I’m posted here. The snow is crazy, and possibly, I’ll be...
Hug Train.
Leggo.
You know what I need?
… to hear Ernie and Aaron Neville croon about not wanting to live on the moon.
Hawtness.
*insert Neville run*
Yo....
I swear…
That nose tissue feeling is like crack. I wish it were more socially acceptable to do so in public. ‘Cause it’s like the second thing I did once I got outta my shoes and coat. And peed.
Forehead Kisses.
greydotmatters asked: how are you?
how do you feel?
what is the feeling that is propelling you today?
is there a word for it?
how do you feel?
how do your guts feel?
what do you feel?
how are you feeling it?
what does it taste like?
how does it sound?
is it familiar or is it new?
does any of this have a color?
a smell?
how do you feel?
what is the feeling that is propelling you today?
is there a word for it?
how do you feel?
how do your guts feel?
what do you feel?
how are you feeling it?
what does it taste like?
how does it sound?
is it familiar or is it new?
does any of this have a color?
a smell?
greydotmatters asked: i have a habit of dancing naked in the middle of the street in the rain...
are you still willing to be my friend?
are you still willing to be my friend?
If I was a man for a day...
str8nochaser:
develish:
str8nochaser:
I’d walk around slapping people with my erect penis. Just all kinds of RUDE.
y’all can’t even IMAGINE how many buildings i would piss on.
can’t. even.
Just whip it out and stick it in people’s ears and shit. Just all kinds of ratchet ass behavior.
LAWD.
That’s why I have a vagina.
I’d start the day by whipping mine bagginfoaf. Then...
str8nochaser asked: Oh, and don't publish that... yeah. Someone's tryna cop my steelo.
2 tags
when someone calls me "very pretty"
the-terrific-kid:
indiefashionwhore:
at first i think they’re sarcastic so I’m all like
When they tell me they’re serious I’m like
When I realize they are actually serious
This is actually how I handle most compliments.
My life. Let me show you it.