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Journey to Girly


Jigging it out with the birthday girl @embracethej (in some weeks before your actual birthday shenanigans) and got video-bombed in the most fantastic of ways. Happy Birthday Frannnnnnd! May the celebrations never end!


journeytogirly:

Two Chinnnnzzzzz turned up with her fluffy pumpkin friend on another birthday adventure- they’re two weeks apart.
Get into their swim couture.

She was knocked out for a smooth work day after this fun too. Must be tough being a toddler.

hotel-job:

This submission comes from “M,” a concierge at a private, members only club in Chicago.

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Female Caller: What’s the weather like outside?
Me: I got in about an hour ago. It was still pretty chilly out. Probably in the low 50’s.
Female Caller: No. What’s the weather like where I am?
Me: Oh, okay. Where are you?
Female Caller: At my aunt’s house.
Me: Does she live in the city or out in the burbs?
Female Caller: She lives in Florida.
Me: Oh, so you’re calling me in Chicago to find out the weather in Florida?
Female Caller: Yes.
Me: Okay. I’ll look that up for you. Where in Florida?
Female Caller: I told you… My aunt’s house.
Me: (done trying) It’s 78 degrees.
Female Caller: Thank you.

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the-angel-castiel-novak:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

I wonder if they think it’s an Emu that fell over and is in distress like.
"What the fuck George,not this shit again."

(via blipsterinsverige)

Pray for a thug that I get the grade I need out of this class. I’m sooo close. Just need to continue.

I actually finished this one so let’s just hope I get all of the points I need to continue this program. Pray if you will, send love if you don’t. Appreciate you, I do.



dopegirlfresh:

it’s that SO MANY BLACK WOMEN (cis hetero ones in particular, cuz no cis glb/ queer or trans women i interact with have uttered this shit) are talking about nicki being “conveniently pro black” or “conveniently race conscious.” now, i understand that black celebrities potentially destroy their careers the second they speak up for racial justice. i am perfectly clear, though, that as long as you are black in this world and have any understanding of or opinion on narratives into which you’re forced, you ARE race conscious. it isn’t about someone out-blacking another person by fanon quotes or making some radical transformation the second they have their grand negro awakening. especially when most of us haven’t even had that. all this chatter indicates one very specific attitude: nicki isn’t relatable to you, so you don’t want her representing you. that’s understandable. you don’t like her music or her sculptured/ surgered body? aight. does it change the obvious misogynoiristic blowback she experiences, especially because of the cover of “anaconda?” no, boo. it does not. does this mean she cannot speak up for herself against said misogynoir? no. it does not. further, does her at times problematic choice of lyrics mean she’s somehow not impacted by the same damaging shit all black women and girls face constantly? I can live without her casual references to rape. I’m not okay with the nappy headed hoes thing, for reasons. i know that the most effective emcees use metaphors, imagery, onomatopoeia, and all other poetic devices in their songs. this isn’t an excuse. if you don’t like what she says, that’s peace. it seems over and over again that folks forget you don’t have to relate to or like someone to affirm their fucking humanity. that includes nicki. the message i get over and over again from folks: she’s not the right kind of black woman to be bringing this shit up. she isn’t scholarly enough, not dignified enough, way too ratchet … shall i go on? it’s gatekeeping, imo. there is a marked difference between deciding you don’t want someone to speak for you and saying “you aren’t good enough to be part of a group to which i belong.” so, I’m sayin … good job. you’re doing the work that destroys black women and girls all the time. for each one of us who is black, there is a unique blackness we embody. and it seems to me that the only “wrong” way to be black is to wield your identity as a weapon against another black person.

Gatekeeping. Good word! This is why I have lately felt a “tugged in too many directions but not swayed in any” towards a majority of issues. It feels like outrage overload at times, and sometimes, I feel like I’m living too free to be trying to police how someone else does.




the-goddamazon:

LMFAOOOOO you know he dead, right?


yourbestgesture:

scrapes:

45214:

yungwalterwhite:

beyoncesupremacy:

iflewbikes:

Teach a class about racism… and this is what happens.

Sooo white people calling out white people for white tears. This is important, watch it all and also pay attention to how the white woman in the red sweater with the short brown hair doesn’t detach herself from white people and she basically says, “fuck our feelings because PoC go through this all the time”

DID YOU SEE THE PART WHERE ONE OF THE PARENTS SAID IT WASN’T OKAY TO LABEL PEOPLE AS WHITE PEOPLE

unbelievable

it takes one white voice to shut up countless people of color… just think about that

Woah, check it, this is from my high school. I took this class, and while it was far from perfect, it was a crazy powerful/formative experience for me. The fact that it got shut down after ten plus years, due to the complaints of one, individual white student, proves just how badly classes like this are needed in school curriculum.

(via ladysugatits)


escapedgoat:

EXACTLY

(Source: kimkanyekimye)


Two Chinnnnzzzzz turned up with her fluffy pumpkin friend on another birthday adventure- they’re two weeks apart.
Get into their swim couture.



I'm 28 and haven't quite mastered the art of girly. I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to master it. Auntie of an awesome Babby. Lover of good times and sweet wines. Please don't make me wear pink.



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