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“We are sold out of veggie burger patties- please accept this cheesy chicken and rice dish as a substitute.” What about the vegans?! See, I care.
I need to learn how to say “NAWL” in a few different languages.
itsalexandrianicole:
dreadgeek:
Singing like Trey at Wendys.
“Woah Ooo Woaaaah!!”
Spot on!!!! 😂
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I need more black friends, or maybe less newly engaged friends like Pink, who never hesitates for a chance to e-brag on the future hubs.
Lean Cuisines, though? Forget you, bullseye!
all1sees:
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
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Time to crawl out of bed and actually recognize.
This wasn’t even a rant until a good 10 minutes or so ago, but until then, I was just letting it slide. Monday I got the chance to share a little chat with our college/young adult ministry, and it was my first time. I was kind of anxious, mostly because I had something I was trying to work out last minute and got about two days notice, but also because I hadn’t talked in front of a crowd in a while.
The day before I told some people about it, and they were all “I’m going to come.” Me, knowing people in their imperfections, just said thank you, and if they couldn’t, I understood. Keeping in mind that many people associated with this group weren’t going to be there because of various commitments, I was wondering if I even had anybody I’d be sharing this chat with.
Monday comes, it’s a busy day at work, and I’m still making edits. I stayed a bit after work to fix some things too, and just went on my way. I get there, and no lie, there are about 10 people there. Total. No big deal, I figure. I’ll just get through it and be on my way. They were responsive and receptive, and I felt the people that were there really needed it. D’ah well.
Two days later, one of my friends sends a chat message saying she’s so used to not coming to the Monday gatherings, she totally forgot. I’m thinking “okay, that’s fine.” Then she’s saying “next time remind me,” like we didn’t talk and see each other less than 24 hours. I wasn’t even disappointed before that…
I make it a habit to just put important friend dates in my calendar at the moment they put them out there, just so I’m sure I have them. Even if I can’t always make events, I’m not gonna blame it on a whole grown person for not reminding me when I have the tools right in my hand 84% of the time to ensure a person doesn’t have to.
Anyway, end rant.